September 6, 2011

Life Lesson #4

Not all bagels come pre-sliced.
Consequence: Watching all of that delicious goodness on your bagel fall into the sink while you're trying to saw it in half somewhat evenly. And if you don't saw it evenly but still put both sides in the toaster, one side will come out burnt and breaks off like a Butterfinger because it's too thin, and the other side doesn't even get warm because it's too thick. It gets very complicated. Just buy pre-sliced.

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